Christopher “I catch flies with my ass cheeks” Meloni is certainly having a moment, and nobody seems to be enjoying it more than Meloni himself.
Not long after gracing the world with his glute workout (and so much more) in Men’s Health, Meloni took to Instagram to…well…”slather up”.
“I was/am fire island ready,” the 60-year-old actor captioned this behind-the-scenes video, adding “#SlatherItUp”:
“Marsha,” Meloni said in a follow-up post directed towards his Law and Order costar Mariska Hargitay. “I’ve been told I broke the internet. Do you have any Scotch Tape or glue? I hope you’re feeling good. Ciao.”
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Hartigay apparently came through on the request, as evidenced by this next post from Meloni.
“Marsha,” he begins again. “I got the crazy glue. Thank you. But I found something — does it belong to you? She says she knows you.”
Then Meloni pans to none other than Oscar, Emmy and Tony-winner Ellen Burstyn, who also played Meloni’s mother on Law and Order.
“Hi, it’s me!” Burstyn says.
Your move, Marsha.
Max
envious of the slather gals.
BigJohnSF
I don’t think Fire Island is ready, however.
humble charlie
Fire Island is always slather-ready.
missvamp
love him- he’s priceless in so many ways. what a zaddy!
charlie_jackpot
Imagine being tag teamed by Chris and Rocco Steele
cuteguy
I want to lick that zaddy clean. He’s so dreamy
Fname Optional Lname
one night in his arms and everything would be right in the world
RTG
I need a cold shower and a lie down. Sixty has never, ever looked that good. Hell, fifty hasn’t looked that good!
Tombear
Thirst trap but then again Meloni is one beautiful man!