One must never underestimate the power of the booty. We probably don’t need to tell you that, but it warrants repeating nonetheless.
Grayson Allen, a basketball player at Duke University, is the latest to put that power to practical use, using his rear end to achieve world domination.
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Or if not world domination, then at least a slight leg-up in the game between Duke and North Carolina.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Watch the booty bump heard round the Internet below:
Grayson Allen tripped a player with his booty. pic.twitter.com/HEOA79bzNm
— Kyle Boone (@Kyle__Boone) March 10, 2018
troyfight
yeah, it’s kinda funny/cartoonish…just can’t tell if he could see the guy coming behind him or not.
Texasholdem
Of course he could see him. Allen has a reputation for being one of the dirtiest players ever (in cheating not in cleanliness)
crowebobby
“Dat ass!!!”
tnguy222
Dear Queerty,
Please get your investigative wing to determine the fate/details/what-happened-to ‘Mike18’ aka Aleksey Zyryanov.
I am misusing company time and resources to to build a file on him.
Thank you.
Blackceo
Ugh….I can’t stand Grayson Allen, and the fact that he plays for Duke adds to my view of him as a grade A douchebag.
gft77
I totally agree with you. As often as he trips people and acts like a child, he shouldn’t be on the team.
Donston
I agree that he’s an a-hole. But he does come off slightly adorable with his headcase-i-ness.
nitejonboy
He could bump face with it.
seaguy
That is a nice bubble butt. Like his name too classy.
uncz1978
He cleaned his act up until the Carolina game at Methodist Flats(Dook).
I wouldn’t turn it down(turn him every which way but loose)