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WATCH: Colton Ford Is Issuing A Hot Daddy Alert In “All My Love”

What do you get when you take an ex-gay porn star, a ’90s R&B song and an ’80s Calvin Klein ad? Probably something close to Colton Ford’s new video for “All My Love.” Ford, playing to his strengths, is serving body for days, which director Aaron Cobbett highlights with a series of dizzying dissolves.

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Seriously, Ford’s naked body appears to be on a tilt-a-whirl the entire time.

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That last one could give you motion sickness. Meanwhile, throw a black & white filter on this bitch and suddenly Colton’s hocking “Obsession.”

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To his credit, though, Colton is able to emote, lip-synch and flex his pecs all at the same time.

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And he’s got the boy band “Oh girl”-face and requisite arm gestures down to a science.

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But no matter what your opinion of the song or video — which is best experienced with the sound off — the daddy alert has been issued and there’s no going back now.

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You’ve been warned.