WATCH: Family Giving You Gay Guff Over The Holidays? George Takei Will F— Their S— Up!

On last night’s Conan, Andy Richter unveiled a deluxe package to help out yourself to your family over the holidays. The package is a steal at $99.99 and for just a $1.95 more (BARGAIN!), you get George Takei to come and say this:

“Any of you motherfuckers give him shit about it, I will come back here and fuck. your. shit. up.”

This Christmas, can we just get Takei on retainer to say that (and occasionally “Welcome to the Wonderful World of Gay!”) to any and everyone? That’s a gift that just keeps on giving.