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WATCH: Family Giving You Gay Guff Over The Holidays? George Takei Will F— Their S— Up!

On last night’s Conan, Andy Richter unveiled a deluxe package to help out yourself to your family over the holidays. The package is a steal at $99.99 and for just a $1.95 more (BARGAIN!), you get George Takei to come and say this:

“Any of you motherfuckers give him shit about it, I will come back here and fuck. your. shit. up.”

This Christmas, can we just get Takei on retainer to say that (and occasionally “Welcome to the Wonderful World of Gay!”) to any and everyone? That’s a gift that just keeps on giving.

On:           Dec 19, 2012
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    • davegun2

      Now that is some fucked up funny shit right there.

      Dec 19, 2012 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC


      Dec 19, 2012 at 11:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl

      LMAO!!! Guess he will have to MOVE to South!!

      Dec 19, 2012 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      The best thing about this bit is how for it to actually work, George Takei had to have been hiding in the curtains the ENTIRE TIME.


      Dec 19, 2012 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat

      I usually just giggle at videos like this but when George Takei came out and back in the curtains I literally LOL’ed in the living room while everyone watched some stupid show on NBC.

      Dec 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dugdigger

      That’s the lulz, for sure, but if this ever becomes real I would totally subscribe. That drones-around-the-water-cooler convo you know is looming? Hire some straights to out you! Easy peasy. What used to be free now costs money, but we’re talking hassle free? Sign me up.

      Dec 21, 2012 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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