Apparently the opera didn’t hold his interest.
Stalls, the new short film from Brazilian director João Dall’stella, has finally landed online. In short (as it were), we’re not sure what to think.
The film follows the bemused Jonathan (Andrew Ableson) during a night at the opera. As the singers perform in full voice, Jonathan steps away to the men’s room in hopes of finding a little something to spice up the evening. After groping and tapping in hopes of getting some attention through a glory hole, the film erupts into one of the most unusual musical numbers in recent memory.
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We’re not sure if that means director Dall’stella, who based the film on his own experiences, actually did a bathroom tap dance, but we’re certainly willing to entertain the possibility.
Have a look, and remember–always wash your hands after using the bathroom, no matter what you’re doing. In this case, we’d also recommend mouthwash.
LegionKeign
GROSS!
michael_totzke
… but in INTERESTING way, no?
Dymension
Oh, not so! I realize you young kids don’t have to resort to that anymore, but many of our generation and older had to get what we could get.
IanHunter
Before Grindr there was cruising glory holes. It was kinda the most discreet way.
FridM
Maybe, but that depends on your view.
You being gay is GROSS to many people.
I’ve encountered more straight couples (especially in college)
hooking up in stalls for a quicky. Most were discrete, but some idiots (even girls) were not and didn’t care.
This probably still goes on… but there are more important things to worry about like drug abuse and suicide among young gays as well as educating the world to learn that we are just like them, loved by our creator and with imperfections that include sometimes doing this…
buzzy58
I would have loved to have seen the action. Both guys are very handsome. The young guys on here may not have any experience in things like this, but us “old” guys remember them. And some of them were GOOD! I miss them.
iron
l think it is natural to be curious for many years
LukeHeavens
Blessèd be the wide stancèd, for they shall inherit the sh*t.
Troysky
first 80% was dumb
justgeo
I remember well but no one with what looks like ‘facial wasting’. No dis just saying!
barryaksarben
you know some of us are just hin and as everyone ages you naturally lose facial fat. This is just an act you know and isnt what the actor may be into
Jack Meoff
Great just what the gay community needs…….more negative representation to reinforce what straights think of us.
Leash
Says the guy who chose the name “Jack Meoff”. I don’t care what “the straights” think of us and neither should you.
LegionKeign
Thank you.
You don’t have sex in such a public space. A kid could have walked in.
Gay men can be just a debauched as straight men, christ!
It’s this kind of selfishness that gets us bashed, stigmatized and treated like shit.
mailliw110
So don’t suck the straight dick through a glory hole?
barryaksarben
I was a kid who walked in on it but I was already gay and had ZERO problems with it. kids are way too overprotected today. Sexuality is NOT BAD. I saw no kids in this short. not one.