WATCH: Dave Franco Is Hung Like A H-O-R-S-E

What would a Funny or Die video be without Dave Franco? Better yet—what would a Dave Franco video be without shirtless Dave Franco? Good thing we’ll never have to find out.

Watch above as Dave Franco proves his girthy manhood with L.A. Clippers center DeAndre Jordan in a game of real-life H-O-R-S-E. As always, Franco’s naked body is drowning in a sea of homoerotic undertones. But, hey, he can’t help it!

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  • Aidan8

    Oh Dave… you are such a hottie… what I wouldn’t give… sigh…

  • CaptainFabulous

    Fun video. He’s got a much better body than his brother.

  • yaoming

    Such a cutie. Does this guy do anything beside make gag videos?

  • Rockery

    Love the video! Both of them are hot, and…..can we have a full version of the penis competition??

  • Greg Garavani

    Dave and I are still waiting to tie the knot, I just haven’t found the right ring at Tiffany’s yet.

  • mlbumiller

    what happend to the vid?

  • alexoloughlin

    Hung like a horse? Really, Queerty? Where is the evidence? Stupid video anyway.

  • LandStander

    @alexoloughlin: It was part of the joke in the video. Really, did you even watch it before commenting?

  • DJ

    Dave Franco is so hot…. damn hot….hot hot… like… OMG now I gotta go find some porn hot

  • KBP

    This video proves that Dave is not hung when compared DeAndre. That’s why he gets the letter and the buzzer.

  • Wayne_in_NYC

    @yaoming: He has a co-star role in the movie “WARM BODIES” in theaters now, getting his brains eaten. He was in “21 JUMP STREET” last year, and “CHARLIE ST. CLOUD”. He’s proven himself to be much more than James Franco’s baby bro. And he’s just as gay friendly too, which makes him even more adorable, IMHO. I love his PSA video he made. Would love to see the unpixelated version of it though! ;-)

  • Joetx

    I like the line, “I’m 5’7 & a half, [bleep bleep].”

  • EvonCook

    Sorry, guys, James Franco is way, way more handsome, sexy and intelligent.

  • EvonCook

    No, No, No, I was mistaken –got my Francos mixed up, so used to this site promoting James! I can’t tell them apart or keep them straight unless I am looking at their dicks real close up! Dave is my boy, my fav, the handsome, sexy and intelligent one. I love DAVE. Will he ever forgive me? But the truth is, would like one in each end. Isn’t there another bro too? Maybe he is the str8 one.

  • Petr

    You get a letter in HORSE when you LOSE the competition. Dave Franco may be hung like a horse, but it is a smaller horse than the one DeAndre Jordan is hung like.

  • sprocket

    I like both Francos. But if I could have the head of James with the body of Dave, it would be perfect.

  • The7thDoctor

    So, for a split second DeAndre had Dave’s head between his legs…

    Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!

  • SteveDenver

    @sprocket: How about James on the left side and Dave on the right? UH-HUH!


    Such a hawtie…….Saw him inteviewed by Chealsea Handler and he “admitted” the reason Zac Efron hurt his hand was by grabbing Dave’s “balls of steel”………..

    There’s a scene would love to see in any film……….

  • Jaymo12

    Video would not play, so it would be stpid oe to comment!

  • Lorrish

    Heh, well put together. And well…tempting Dave as always XD

    Oh, by the by, when you guys have a minute, would you kindly support and/or share my secret proposal scheme :D ?

  • takingliberties

    Why is this on a queer website?

  • tllthn89

    Yea he’s definitely hottt

  • Chookey43

    Hung like a what?? No evidence either of them even has a penis? Full of it.

  • Ricco Mashatt

    He’s not hung or his brother Wrong David!

  • Mylee Arthur

    He’s so hot and short ????

  • tonyrivers


    Because ya are, Blanche, ya are. :)

  • ErikO

    No he’s not. He’s average at best.

  • salumbre

    Funny or Die? Die. Definitely Die.

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