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WATCH: Dave Franco Is Hung Like A H-O-R-S-E

What would a Funny or Die video be without Dave Franco? Better yet—what would a Dave Franco video be without shirtless Dave Franco? Good thing we’ll never have to find out.

Watch above as Dave Franco proves his girthy manhood with L.A. Clippers center DeAndre Jordan in a game of real-life H-O-R-S-E. As always, Franco’s naked body is drowning in a sea of homoerotic undertones. But, hey, he can’t help it!

On:           Feb 6, 2013
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    • Aidan8

      Oh Dave… you are such a hottie… what I wouldn’t give… sigh…

      Feb 6, 2013 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CaptainFabulous

      Fun video. He’s got a much better body than his brother.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 12:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming

      Such a cutie. Does this guy do anything beside make gag videos?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 2:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery

      Love the video! Both of them are hot, and…..can we have a full version of the penis competition??

      Feb 7, 2013 at 4:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Garavani

      Dave and I are still waiting to tie the knot, I just haven’t found the right ring at Tiffany’s yet.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 4:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mlbumiller

      what happend to the vid?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alexoloughlin

      Hung like a horse? Really, Queerty? Where is the evidence? Stupid video anyway.

      Feb 7, 2013 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander

      @alexoloughlin: It was part of the joke in the video. Really, did you even watch it before commenting?

      Feb 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ

      Dave Franco is so hot…. damn hot….hot hot… like… OMG now I gotta go find some porn hot

      Feb 9, 2013 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KBP

      This video proves that Dave is not hung when compared DeAndre. That’s why he gets the letter and the buzzer.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wayne_in_NYC

      @yaoming: He has a co-star role in the movie “WARM BODIES” in theaters now, getting his brains eaten. He was in “21 JUMP STREET” last year, and “CHARLIE ST. CLOUD”. He’s proven himself to be much more than James Franco’s baby bro. And he’s just as gay friendly too, which makes him even more adorable, IMHO. I love his PSA video he made. Would love to see the unpixelated version of it though! ;-)

      Feb 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx

      I like the line, “I’m 5’7 & a half, [bleep bleep].”

      Mar 9, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EvonCook

      Sorry, guys, James Franco is way, way more handsome, sexy and intelligent.

      Mar 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EvonCook

      No, No, No, I was mistaken –got my Francos mixed up, so used to this site promoting James! I can’t tell them apart or keep them straight unless I am looking at their dicks real close up! Dave is my boy, my fav, the handsome, sexy and intelligent one. I love DAVE. Will he ever forgive me? But the truth is, would like one in each end. Isn’t there another bro too? Maybe he is the str8 one.

      Mar 27, 2013 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Petr

      You get a letter in HORSE when you LOSE the competition. Dave Franco may be hung like a horse, but it is a smaller horse than the one DeAndre Jordan is hung like.

      May 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sprocket

      I like both Francos. But if I could have the head of James with the body of Dave, it would be perfect.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The7thDoctor

      So, for a split second DeAndre had Dave’s head between his legs…

      Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!

      Sep 29, 2013 at 12:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver

      @sprocket: How about James on the left side and Dave on the right? UH-HUH!

      Mar 19, 2014 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Such a hawtie…….Saw him inteviewed by Chealsea Handler and he “admitted” the reason Zac Efron hurt his hand was by grabbing Dave’s “balls of steel”………..

      There’s a scene would love to see in any film……….

      May 14, 2014 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaymo12

      Video would not play, so it would be stpid oe to comment!

      Jul 17, 2014 at 1:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lorrish

      Heh, well put together. And well…tempting Dave as always XD

      Oh, by the by, when you guys have a minute, would you kindly support and/or share my secret proposal scheme :D ?

      Jul 27, 2014 at 3:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • takingliberties

      Why is this on a queer website?

      Nov 1, 2014 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tllthn89

      Yea he’s definitely hottt

      May 3, 2015 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chookey43

      Hung like a what?? No evidence either of them even has a penis? Full of it.

      Jun 18, 2015 at 7:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffrey Jeannotte

      No he isnt

      Jul 24, 2015 at 2:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ricco Mashatt

      He’s not hung or his brother Wrong David!

      Jul 24, 2015 at 5:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Luis Collazo

      He’s super hot!

      Jul 24, 2015 at 8:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry Doering


      Jul 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon Mackey
      Jul 24, 2015 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mylee Arthur

      He’s so hot and short ????

      Jul 24, 2015 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roger Honeycutt

      How about retiring this allready

      Jul 24, 2015 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vincenzo Giuseppe Saulino

      I would totally bottom for him…and I’m a top lol

      Jul 24, 2015 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blair Stewart

      Old video….

      Jul 25, 2015 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tonyrivers


      Because ya are, Blanche, ya are. :)

      Jul 31, 2016 at 8:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ErikO

      No he’s not. He’s average at best.

      Aug 5, 2016 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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