Dave Franco is hung like a H-O-R-S-E! We’ve seen proof…in this Funny or Die video. Watch above as Dave Franco proves he’s hung with L.A. Clippers center DeAndre Jordan in a game of real-life H-O-R-S-E.
As always, Franco’s naked body is drowning in a sea of homoerotic undertones. But, hey, he can’t help it! Despite his marital ties to actress Alison Brie since 2017, Franco’s unabashed love for queerbaiting shines through. Dave has been quoted saying the following about his funny bone, which he lets hang loose in this video:
“There are a lot of very overtly gay things in these videos, but for some reason while I was making them, or while I was even initially thinking of the ideas, I swear to God I didn’t think, ‘Okay, we’re gonna make another gay video that’s gonna shock people.”
Warm Bodies actor David Franco, discussing homoerotic viral videos like “Go Fuck Yourself” and “You’re So Hot,” with Pridesource.

Written by none other than Dave Franco, the uproarious skit was directed by Brian McGinn, who would later co-executive produce hits like “The Bear.”
So, spill the beans – who do you think was bigger: Dave or DeAndre? Let’s gossip in the comments.
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Aidan8
Oh Dave… you are such a hottie… what I wouldn’t give… sigh…
CaptainFabulous
Fun video. He’s got a much better body than his brother.
yaoming
Such a cutie. Does this guy do anything beside make gag videos?
Rockery
Love the video! Both of them are hot, and…..can we have a full version of the penis competition??
Greg Garavani
Dave and I are still waiting to tie the knot, I just haven’t found the right ring at Tiffany’s yet.
mlbumiller
what happend to the vid?
alexoloughlin
Hung like a horse? Really, Queerty? Where is the evidence? Stupid video anyway.
LandStander
@alexoloughlin: It was part of the joke in the video. Really, did you even watch it before commenting?
DJ
Dave Franco is so hot…. damn hot….hot hot… like… OMG now I gotta go find some porn hot
KBP
This video proves that Dave is not hung when compared DeAndre. That’s why he gets the letter and the buzzer.
Wayne_in_NYC
@yaoming: He has a co-star role in the movie “WARM BODIES” in theaters now, getting his brains eaten. He was in “21 JUMP STREET” last year, and “CHARLIE ST. CLOUD”. He’s proven himself to be much more than James Franco’s baby bro. And he’s just as gay friendly too, which makes him even more adorable, IMHO. I love his PSA video he made. Would love to see the unpixelated version of it though! 😉
Joetx
I like the line, “I’m 5’7 & a half, [bleep bleep].”
EvonCook
Sorry, guys, James Franco is way, way more handsome, sexy and intelligent.
EvonCook
No, No, No, I was mistaken –got my Francos mixed up, so used to this site promoting James! I can’t tell them apart or keep them straight unless I am looking at their dicks real close up! Dave is my boy, my fav, the handsome, sexy and intelligent one. I love DAVE. Will he ever forgive me? But the truth is, would like one in each end. Isn’t there another bro too? Maybe he is the str8 one.
Petr
You get a letter in HORSE when you LOSE the competition. Dave Franco may be hung like a horse, but it is a smaller horse than the one DeAndre Jordan is hung like.
sprocket
I like both Francos. But if I could have the head of James with the body of Dave, it would be perfect.
The7thDoctor
So, for a split second DeAndre had Dave’s head between his legs…
Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!
SteveDenver
@sprocket: How about James on the left side and Dave on the right? UH-HUH!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Such a hawtie…….Saw him inteviewed by Chealsea Handler and he “admitted” the reason Zac Efron hurt his hand was by grabbing Dave’s “balls of steel”………..
There’s a scene would love to see in any film……….
Jaymo12
Video would not play, so it would be stpid oe to comment!
Lorrish
Heh, well put together. And well…tempting Dave as always XD
Oh, by the by, when you guys have a minute, would you kindly support and/or share my secret proposal scheme 😀 ?
http://www.gofundme.com/gayparis
takingliberties
Why is this on a queer website?
tllthn89
Yea he’s definitely hottt
Chookey43
Hung like a what?? No evidence either of them even has a penis? Full of it.
Jeffrey Jeannotte
No he isnt
Ricco Mashatt
He’s not hung or his brother Wrong David!
Luis Collazo
He’s super hot!
Henry Doering
D-U-M-B!
Jon Mackey
Mylee Arthur
He’s so hot and short ð??ð??
Roger Honeycutt
How about retiring this allready
Vincenzo Giuseppe Saulino
I would totally bottom for him…and I’m a top lol
Blair Stewart
Old video….
tonyrivers
@takingliberties:
Because ya are, Blanche, ya are. 🙂
ErikO
No he’s not. He’s average at best.
salumbre
Funny or Die? Die. Definitely Die.