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WATCH: Davey Wavey Learns How To Cure His Gayness And Marry Katie Holmes

Have you had a burning desire to watch weblebrity Davey Wavey make out with a girl? Neither have we. Regardless, it sort of happens in his latest video. Thanks to a new pharmaceutical called “Gay Away,” Wavey gets to experience the horrors joys of heterosexuality. But like many medications, “Gay Away” is not without its risks. As Wavey learns, side effects include secret email addresses, marrying Katie Holmes and telling your wife that you’ll be working late — again.

By:          EDITORS
On:           Jan 23, 2014
    • Paul

      This was stoooooopid.

      Jan 24, 2014 at 2:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      Nope. I’ve only had a burning desire to stop seeing him on Queerty.

      Jan 24, 2014 at 2:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201

      weblebrity is not a word

      and Davey Wavey is not a ____ebrity of any sort.

      Been what 5 years? Still hasn’t gotten that “big break” he’s been after.

      Jan 24, 2014 at 7:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect

      Why, just why? The PR check must of cleared.

      Jan 24, 2014 at 8:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco C.

      There are times when I enjoy Davey’s blog posts, and others, like now, when I’m confused. Is he really this vapid, or is the joke on everyone else? I don’t presume to know what he’s like in “real life” but the image he projects on his site is often of a very vacant person who is having troubles aging. It might explain why his videos often include men who are much younger than he is. He defends this by saying that he’s young at heart, and good for him. I’m just not sure how much I buy it. A little substance goes a long way. Every now and again.

      Jan 24, 2014 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Ewww! She kissed his face!!! YOU IN DANGER GURRL (those “weblebrities” are a small, incëstuous bunch) He could’ve infected yo ass you with TWERPes, DERPes, CHERpes or even QUIFFilis…

      Just from watching this I contracted MEHpes!

      Jan 24, 2014 at 10:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      Don’t do it!!! One minute of your life you will never get back. Time better spent would involve Google Image Search . . . Tom Daley.

      Jan 24, 2014 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall

      He’s still a thing?

      Jan 24, 2014 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonathanyoungii

      it’s just a light-hearted video for goodness sakes. not to mention the message is positive.

      Jan 25, 2014 at 3:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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