AND THE WINNER IS...

WATCH: Devoted Screen Queen Channels 75 Supporting-Actress Oscar Winners

The manic carrottop behind the Doomsday Diaries has a real passion for the Academy Awards—specifically for the Best Supporting Actress category. As he says in this clip from February, he’d make love to all 75 winners (it was filmed before Octavia Spencer snagged a win for The Help), except for the fact “that some of them are dead.” (Yeah, like that’s the only reason he wouldn’t bone those babes.)

We know its not Oscar season, but gosh darn it, we like this clip—we really, really, like it!