WATCH: Dimwitted Protester Almost Starts A Fire Outside General Mills HQ

We never thought we’d see anything that made buying Starbucks coffee just to pour it out look like a rational course of action, but this right-wing moron took his idiocy a step further. Shlepping out to General Mills headquarters in Golden Valley, Minnesota, to protest the company’s support for LGBT equality, he attempted to set a box of Cheerio’s on fire. (Because Cherrio’s are obviously what they eat in the fiery pits of Hell.)

Of course, using a torch in high winds isn’t very bright, but one look at this schmo tells you it’s just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions.

Source: Good As You