WATCH: Drag Princess Paige Turner Defiles “Call Me Maybe”

New York drag starlet Paige Turner wasn’t gonna let porn stars, Harvard boys and Abercrombie models have all the fun with Carly Rae Jepsen’s ubiquitous smash hit. In her music-video debut, Turner gives “Call Me Maybe” a decidedly X-rated spin with “Fuck Me Thursday.”

And since today is Thursday, it seemed the perfect time to debut the song. Enjoy!