WATCH: Drugged-Up Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks Gay Marriage Could Lead To Epidemic Of Man-On-Man Sponge Baths

Apparently Tom Arnold is the best friend a guy could ever want: When the former Mr. Roseanne Barr went on Conan last night, he related a story of chatting with Arnold Schwarzenegger as the former governator was in the hospital recovering from shoulder surgery. (Sly Stallone coincidentally was in the next bed.) Apparently Arnie was still woozy from the anesthesia, because he made some interesting connection between the recent Prop 8 verdict and the male nurse giving his “boys” a bath.

Seriously, you couldn’t pay us enough to take on that kind of hazard duty.