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WATCH: Dumb Hunk Gets Tattoo On His His Junk (Ouch!)

Queerty pal Chev Elt forwarded us a clip of a young buff lad in a tattoo parlor, where his buddies are egging him on to get his “boys” tattooed. (“Kelly’s gonna love it, shouts one. Yeah, right.)

We’re linking off to the video rather than posting it here—not so much because it’s x-rated (meh, not really) but because not everyone has the stomach for watching a guy get inked on his most private of privates. Simmons seems pretty sedate through the whole process, indicating that, yes indeed, he has some pretty big balls. Smooth too!