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WATCH: Face Facts (And Getting Shot Down) With The Gay-Bar Rejection Tutorial

Actor/director Robbie Banfitch originally posted this gay-bar rejection tutorial for Valentine’s Day but its bleak aphorisms are applicable 365 days a year.

For example:

*”We all know the key to love is the perfect outfit—take another drink.”

*”Nothing says I’m single and ready to mingle like showing up… alone”

*”The more you drink the less you care that you’re being rejected.”

We’re actually in the process of stitching that last one on a pillow. Enjoy!

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8 Comments

  • Pete n SFO

    I’m afraid the actor/director badly needs an editor.

  • Alvaro

    Haha love his sense of humor!

  • B-Rock

    Holy crap. That is hilarious.

  • t money

    the editing is deliberate. didnt really laugh our loud to this. but its slightly entertaining.

  • ugggghhhhhh

    if you aren’t smart, witty or funny…take off your shirt!!! gays don’t really value being smart, witty or funny, so if all else fails, and you don’t really have anything substantive to say, just get naked, you might get a starring role on Gay, Inc.

  • Fidelio

    Love this guy! Adorable, yet self-deprecating. Hot Craig’s List stats, btw. Latin mix. Huh, who knew :)

  • Q

    The cat stole the show.

  • Doug

    Hilarious! Kind of uncanny how much this is exactly my experience too… nice to know I’m not the only one!!!

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