WATCH: Face Facts (And Getting Shot Down) With The Gay-Bar Rejection Tutorial

Actor/director Robbie Banfitch originally posted this gay-bar rejection tutorial for Valentine’s Day but its bleak aphorisms are applicable 365 days a year.

For example:

*”We all know the key to love is the perfect outfit—take another drink.”

*”Nothing says I’m single and ready to mingle like showing up… alone”

*”The more you drink the less you care that you’re being rejected.”

We’re actually in the process of stitching that last one on a pillow. Enjoy!