WATCH: Gay-Playing Christopher Plummer Hopes His Oscar Statuette Is Homosexual!

At last night’s Oscars ceremony, Christopher Plummer took the Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for playing an older man who comes of the closet later in life in Beginners.

“The question is, do I love the Oscar?” joked Plummer as he took center stage to accept the award. “Well, if the Oscar’s gay, then yes!”

What do you guys think—is Oscar gay? We mean, he is a shiny gold guy with great pecs who’s frequently naked… and closeted Hollywood stars keep him in their bedrooms, too. Sounds pretty gay to us!