Cold sweat

WATCH: Get Sweaty With 2(X)ist’s New Workout Line

We are totally disgusted with 2(x)ist‘s new ad campaign for their workout line, Sport. Not by the model, Brazilian stunner André Ziehe—he’s totally slurp. And not by the clothes—they look cool. But in the video above, Ziehe’s workout is interrupted by a series of phone messages by horny, desperate…women!

Obviously 2(x)ist knows who its target audience is, so why are they torturing us with this hetero facade? Do any Queerty readers know how we can lower the bass on the audio so the phone messages sound like they’re from guys? Let us know how we can do this in the comments—please!

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  • iDavid

    If they would have faded in and out between the chic and a guys voice, it would have been mysterious and awesome.

  • Thomas

    To quote Kramer from “The Contest”: “I’m out.”

  • Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn

    Besides having no ass, his angry, get the fuck outta my way attitude as he left was kinda douchey and a turn off. Why can’t male models ever smile? You go, Blue Steel. You go.

  • CMObrero

    “why can’t male models ever smile?”
    Yeah, why? Modeling must be such a crappy job. They are miserable.

  • plazaboy

    I already own the jock in black, the brief in red, and the box cut in white. They are beyond hot and very comfortable too – but every pair of 2xist is comfortable.

  • chef2b

    @Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn: HAHAHA totally agree. total douchbaggery move when he walked out the door. and ill give u black steel!

  • alan Balehead

    so hawt!! so jealous you are…

  • Yellow Belly

    LOL at how they beg. “If you’re not busy…”

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