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WATCH: Gloria Estefan Camps It Up With Susan Lucci, Drag Queens

¡Dios mio! La reina del música pop Gloria Estefan has released a kitschy new track, “Hotel Nacional,” and damn if Miss Sound Machine isn’t trying to court the gays.

The just-premiered song features the lines, “The drama’s on like Susan Lucci / It’s time for hoochie coochie,” mouthed by teh Queen of Daytime, Susan Lucci, amid a sea of studly sailors and glammed-up drag queens.

We could make a joke about mistaking Gloria and Susan for drag queens, but that would just be too easy.