IT GETTETH BETTER

WATCH: God Is 10 To 15 Percent Gay

The Lord thy God wanteth thou to know that “It Getteth Better.” You may be wondering, “If we’re all made in God’s image, how is it that only 10 percent of humans are gay?” Well isn’t it obvious? God is 10 percent gay… and in some cases more.

The video is partially a plug for God’s memoir The Last Testament (ghost written by David Javerbaum), but we still loveth it.

Via Good As You

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2 Comments

  • Ernst

    Leopold Stotch already used logic and reason to answer this question: God is a little bi-curious.

  • Sebizzar

    I like God a lot more now xD

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