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WATCH: Homophobic Jesus Is Back… With A Vlog!

Our favorite anti-gay savior, Homophobic Jesus, is back with a new video. When he’s not trying to shush the starving orphans and crippled widows wasting his time with their prayers, HJ tries to tackle the real problems in the world—like gay marriage!

In this clip, HJ pokes fun at Catholic priests, his slutty sister and the GOP debates—and doles out some divine retribution on a viewer who suggests the Son of God has packed on a few pounds.

Source: HomophobicJesus.com

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9 Comments

  • iDavid

    Lame.

  • Rixky

    Jesus I’m glad “your back”. You are hilarious!

  • WillBFair

    Funny content. Bad, over acting.

  • GR8AUNTBRITTY

    Anton was right. Incompetence. Nailed to a plank.

  • MoJo

    Super Lame!

  • shannon

    JESUS ( REAL NAME YESHUA….AN ETHIOPIC NAME…HE WAS ETHIOPIAN)……GOOGLE IT….WAS NOT WHITE….BUT FUNNY POST

  • wingatec

    LOL!! Jesus I hate to break this to you but I think your sister has a cock too.

  • Slojo Coma

    This is ridiculous! dur!

  • trent

    I thought it was pretty funny!

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