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WATCH: Homophobic Jesus Is Back… With A Vlog!

Our favorite anti-gay savior, Homophobic Jesus, is back with a new video. When he’s not trying to shush the starving orphans and crippled widows wasting his time with their prayers, HJ tries to tackle the real problems in the world—like gay marriage!

In this clip, HJ pokes fun at Catholic priests, his slutty sister and the GOP debates—and doles out some divine retribution on a viewer who suggests the Son of God has packed on a few pounds.

Source: HomophobicJesus.com