WATCH: Hot, Angry Frenchmen Still Protesting Gay Marriage, This Time At The Beach!

Why does every French anti-gay protester have to be so damn hot? It’s a question we’ve pondered for quite some time, and one we may never know the answer to.

Despite their loss, four Frenchmen have made another unintentionally erotic video in which they storm the beach at Normandy Montpellier to protest the jailing of Nicolas Bernard-Busse, the first man sentenced to jail in France for rebelling against police during an anti-marriage demonstration last month.

After catching some waves, these cuties swim ashore to unravel a banner reading “liberez-nicolas”, or “free Nicolas” with some fancy fireworks.

We’d tell them to give it up, but we kind of want to see another one of these silly protest videos.