WATCH: “How To Kill A Mustache” With Style And Grace

Now that Movember is over, you may consider shaving your mustache, but comedic duo Rhett & Link want you to think long and hard before giving your soup strainer/cookie duster/flavor saver/face caterpillar/ booger broom/[insert other brilliant mustache euphemism] the heave-mo. Just look at all the things you can do with that lovely lip blanket. But if you insist on clipping your dirt squirrel, do yourself and the world a favor by fashioning a llamastache. It’s what your nose neighbor would want.

h/t: After Elton