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WATCH: Insane Rick Santorum’s Got 69 Ankle Shoes, “Living For Donuts And Venison”

We usually let meatbags like Rick Santorum bury themselves with their own words, but this ingeniously dubbed clip by Bad Lip Reading is just too fun to ignore.

“I borrow meat…to provide for my puddy-tat.” Well, at least he’s kind to animals.

If this tickles your funny bone, check out the BLR take on Michele Bachmann below.