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WATCH: Is “Homosexuality” The Gayest Gay Anthem Ever?

Here, by way of DJ Paul V, is the video for Modern Rocketry’s delightful ’80s anthem “Homosexuality.” Men on Pride floats, Tom Selleck mustaches, leather gizmos and synthesizers abound. It’s basically the footage that anti-gay groups show whenever they want to prove that gay people are debauched— but set to a kicky dance beat!

Modern Rocketry was a little-known San Francisco band that put out a few songs under the Megatone Records label, best known for launching Sylvester. Megatone has apparently been revived and started uploading some of its greatest hits to YouTube over the last few days. All self-respecting homosexuals should subscribe right this instant.