The Daily Show returned last night after slacking off all of last week and hit us with another segment of Gaywatch, chronicling the world in gay. Included were bits about Hazelmary and Peter Bull — the homophobic owners of a bed & breakfast who refused service to a gay couple — and Cardinal Timothy Dolan bemoaning the Church’s lack of marketing muscle when it comes to marriage equality. Stewart and co. cap the Gaywatch with an answer to Dolan’s image problem with a little Catholic rebranding: A Charlie Brown Heteronormative Christmas.
I always knew that Linus was a Tea Partying conservative. That blanket of his is all wet.