Andy Cohen is really running a tight ship over at Bravo. Where else can you get grown women slapping the hell out of each other while balancing a cocktail and a $300 $3000 wig? Or two actors looking at the crotches of strangers for shticks and giggles?
Jack Black and James Marsden star in “steamy” bromantic comedy, The D Train, so Cohen invited them on to Watch What Happens Live! to test their knowledge of not only each other’s bulges, but the baskets of other celebs as well.
Because this is the age we live in — when straight men are totally comfortable gaying out with each other. It’s called freedom.
That Jack Black, though, is sure wang-glorious — he thinks every picture is of his private dancer: from Richard Simmons to Mickey Rourke. Some might call him…cocky.
Check out Black and Marsden play School of Cock! (you know, ’cause Black starred in School of Rock — puns!) below:
Les Fabian Brathwaite — FBI, Federal Bulge Inspector
Dale Landefeld
what…no Jon Hamm….!
rickhfx
Andy has no bulge at all, ever, he must wear some tight mashing undies under his too tight pants, or there is just nothing much there. How can a grown man wear tight dress pants and there is still no bulge at all, no meat no potatoes, showing at all?
Exploration TV, I must admit I watch some of the housewives, guilty. To watch freak shows, is like looking at a car accident as you drive by. The act is personality disordered women, often drunk older mothers, putting on a freak show and freak shows always made money. Now we don’t have to find them at the circus or fairgrounds, just turn on TV. The women better perform or they have a replacement waiting in the wings. Talk about the carrot before the donkey trick. You better werk girls !
I hope that it is all an act if not then it’s a very sad tragedy.
Maybe I am wrong about it all. What do you think?
Good bye
rickhfx
Did I just make a promo for those shows?
frubino
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