REPENT!

WATCH: James The Preacher Is Out To Defrock “Filthy” Porn Pope Michael Lucas

http://youtu.be/MNLveAYn2Mg

“James the Preacher” has been educating the faithful about deceased perverts like Anna Nicole Smith, Robert Ripley and Michael Jackson for some time. Now he’s railing against someone’s who’s still breathing—New York gay-porn impresario Michael Lucas, who sent Queerty this clip. In it James calls Lucas a “very filthy… very wicked man” (which we’re sure he takes as a compliment), among other insults.

Well, at least they’re talking about you, Michael!

The director, who calls the clip “the most hilarious video I’ve ever seen,” had this to say about Jerry the Preacher’s screed:  “I’m a Jew, otherwise you can bet that I would have found a Bible and gotten on my knees to repent!”

Well, we’ve certainly seen Michael on his knees. But the praying thing would be a first!

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15 Comments

  • MJ

    I don’t like Lucas either but seriously, this is a pointless waste of time. this is one of the reasons why more & more people get sick of religion

  • MJ

    but why in the hell do I have a feeling that he DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH?!?!

  • iDavid

    Great advert for Lucas, I’m sure he is laughing while counting more dollars, most likely from the mentally challenged virus brained preacher’s own porn account. Thx to Ted Haggard, I pretty much look at all preachers as psycho sex addicts.

  • Adam

    That’s it! I’m only letting my children watch ChiChi LaRue. Prostitute, I could take. But from the former Soviet Union? A step too far, Mr. Lucas, a step too far.

  • Xerxes

    Michael Lucas “news” is almost as revolting as this has been he-whore itself.

  • DenverBarbie

    @Adam: You just KILLED me! Thanks for the morning laugh!

  • Jack J.

    Seriously? “Well at least THEIR talking about you, Michael?” SERIOUSLY? They’re = they are. Shouldn’t a writer know that?

  • Tom

    I’m sure that James the Preacher really loathes watching video upon video of Lucas cum shots. But hey, somebody’s gotta do the Lord’s Work.

  • Pete

    Michael Lucas is looking like he should be doing hemorrhoid commercials.Matter of fact, those lips must have ‘roids.

  • Steve

    It can be entertaining to read about the antics of various churches and preachers. It can also be entertaining, in a different sense, to watch the antics of “porn stars”.

    We really need a blu-ray about the interactions between “porn stars and “preachers”.

    Until then, let’s leave the details to the imagination. ;-)

  • B

    Kind of funny, particularly if you’ve ever met Lucas in person.

    I once went to a fundraiser run by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (the money was going to charitable organizations) and they had Michael Lucas there. He seemed like a nice guy, and my impression of him was before I knew what he did for a living, as I hadn’t seen any of his videos and didn’t know anything about him. My guess: if there actually is a “heaven” and “hell”, Lucas is going to heaven and the preacher is going to “hell”. It’s all in the Bible – the stories about “Jesus” have him getting angry mostly at self-righteous preachers who try to make everyone feel guilty and scared, with the preachers getting a lot of money.

  • Ben

    Queerty…..

    I wish oh wish you didn’t focus so frequently on Michael Lucas. I realise you are friends with him IRL, and naturally this is your blog and you can do anything you fucking like *wink….. But it is still nonetheless gratuitous branding and hardly qualifies as news for the gay community.

    Or, at the very least… Reporting on his supremely biased views of Israel, or discussing why on earth the disgusting creep has a perpetual pout…. Would be more interesting. :P

  • James Preacher

    when all you perverts go to hell, you will wish you had repented. Pigs! Too bad your momma’s did not raise you better!

  • iDavid

    When u die and realize what hogwash your weird religion was, you’ll realize how you perverted God and your eyes will be made open to the judgmental pigs you truly are.

  • jwtraveler

    @James Preacher: I’ll take my chances. And who gave you the right to judge anyone, anyway?

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