WATCH: Johnny McGovern’s “Dickmatized” Features Crotch Rubbing, Little Else Of Value

If you like hairless, muscular men doing a little dick slang, gay pimp daddy Johnny McGovern’s new music video “Dickmatized” is for you. But If you like actual good dance music and gay videos with more than just swinging, floppy dongs, this video is not for you.

We actually preferred McGovern’s love song to Rose from Golden Girls. But at least “Dickamtized features Drew “Chloe” Droege playing an insane Freudian psychoanalyst—at the end where Droege reveals the sad truth about dicktamization.