WATCH: Jon Lajoie Struggles In Anti-Gay-For-Pay Parody

Try as he might, adorable comedy otter Jon Lajoie can’t seem to come up with a compelling reason to oppose the freedom to marry.

That’s a shame, since as Jon observes, there’s plenty of sweet cash to be made as an anti-gay celebrity spokesmen. (Just ask Victoria Jackson.)

Oh well, better luck next time, aspiring homophobe!

In the meantime, maybe you should just take your own advice from 2007. We’d be happy to have you on the team: