Our favorite stiletto-loving boy band One Direction Kazaky is back with the TSA-baiting video for “Touch Me,” in which the Ukrainian twinks scandalize an airport after getting frisked by a frisky security agent.
An unchecked cat-o-nine-tails lands one of the Kazakies in hot water, which only gets hotter when he starts stripteasing the authorities.
This lady’s not having it:
But this lady is:
How about we take this to the next level?
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Then to prove he’s not some sexy terrorist, homeboy wraps himself in the American flag:
He looks shifty…it’s probably best to give him another once over:
MikeE
I must simply be too old. I don’t get it. at all.
DistingueTraces
@MikeE:
Given that this (like everything from eastern Europe for some reason) gives off a stuck-in-the-eighties vibe, it seems more likely to me that you’re too young for it rather than the reverse.
MikeE
@DistingueTraces: I’m 50+… and the whole high heels thing leaves me perplexed. I’ve never understood the gender-fu** thing.
Scribe38
Cute video. Not into guys wearing heels but wouldnt throw any of these guys away for doing do.
Scribe38
So
MK Ultra
krasavchiki!
video prosto prelest’!
HeroQueero
Too old to get androgyny? Really? So, none of you remember Rod Stewart prancing around in fishnets and heels on stage or David Bowie with big hair, mascara, and eyeliner? How about the 80s glam rockers like Poison who looked like full-fledged drag queens? Or even the London Mods of the 60s with complete outfits, jewelry, and platform shoes? Bending genders has always been popular with musicians and performers and I, for one, am glad that they do so with such vigor and fabulousness! Viva la Glam!
tookietookie
I love it.
tookietookie
Actually, listened to this again, and I thought I loved Crazy Law, but this is better. One of their best so far.