WATCH: Lindsay Lohan Ages 25 Years In 60 Seconds


Okay we feel a teensy bit bad that we feel some schadenfreude over how a genetically blessed 25-year-old like Lindsay Lohan has ruined what nature gave her. So consider this a cautionary tale about the affects of hard partying and bad bleach jobs.

The Darth Vader music is pretty hilarious, though.



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  • MJ

    she was really pretty before she got on the drugs :(

  • MEJ

    25-year-old like Lindsay Lohan has ruined what nature gave her

    With a lot of help from her parents. You don’t think Dina and Steven didn’t have a hand in getting her coked up? Pathetic middle-aged losers who live vicariously through their children.

  • Just being real

    This is why you should avoid cocaine, meth, and heroin. If you have to use drugs just smoke God’s green gift!

  • MikeE

    “darth vader music”? not even close.

  • So true!

    There’s no way she is sober or anything close to being sober, despite her PR claims of how she’s now sober.

  • iDavid

    Darth Vader? Hah. Mission Impossible maybe but def “007”. I don’t think Darth had a song, but if I had to pick one that would fit it would surely be “Tip Toe Through the Tulips”.

    Lindsay will always be hot no matter what. Genetics don’t lie.

  • G

    @iDavid: The Imperial March is probably the closest thing to Vader music. This is definitely NOT Darth Vader music though.

  • Curtis

    wow.. she looks like shit

  • Xtincta

    Was this post really necessary? I guess that anti-bullying message only goes so far….

  • Roman

    Is her hairs real or a whig? But at least she tries to age with dignity and doesn’t hide the side-effects of her partying.

  • Cam


    Can we please stop using “Bullying” to mean anything that you don’t like?

    This is a woman closer to 30 than to 20 arrested multiple times, a history of drug use, who consistently would send out a listing of her day planner to paparazzi so she could then complain about being followed…who has additionally stolen from people multiple times.

    Sorry, but when somebody spends their entire life attempting to be the center of attention you can’t complain that they got what they wanted.

    Additionally, comparing this to young kids being driven to kill themselves is sickening and you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • Xtincta


    Bitch PLEASE! Step off your high horse. You can’t be Judge, Jury, and Executioner deciding who you want to protect yet simultaneously throw under under the bus because it makes you feel good. This was nothing more than some self serving post created for both the readers and writers of Queerty to derive pain from someone else’s misfortune. Whether Lindsay is responsible for her downfall or not it’s both predatory and hypocritical to take someone at their lowest point in their life prey on them like what happened them can’t happen to you or someone you love. You’re no different from any other bully. You refuse to see her as a person, because you willfully rob her of her humanity and define her by a rigid one dimensional analysis to validate your bullying. In the words of Funky Dineva “Don’t pull it bitch….. You may be nickel slick but I got your penny change”

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