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WATCH: Lindsay Lohan Ages 25 Years In 60 Seconds

Okay we feel a teensy bit bad that we feel some schadenfreude over how a genetically blessed 25-year-old like Lindsay Lohan has ruined what nature gave her. So consider this a cautionary tale about the affects of hard partying and bad bleach jobs.

The Darth Vader music is pretty hilarious, though.



On:           Apr 1, 2012
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    • MJ

      she was really pretty before she got on the drugs :(

      Apr 1, 2012 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MEJ

      25-year-old like Lindsay Lohan has ruined what nature gave her

      With a lot of help from her parents. You don’t think Dina and Steven didn’t have a hand in getting her coked up? Pathetic middle-aged losers who live vicariously through their children.

      Apr 1, 2012 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Just being real

      This is why you should avoid cocaine, meth, and heroin. If you have to use drugs just smoke God’s green gift!

      Apr 1, 2012 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      “darth vader music”? not even close.

      Apr 1, 2012 at 12:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • So true!

      There’s no way she is sober or anything close to being sober, despite her PR claims of how she’s now sober.

      Apr 1, 2012 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid

      Darth Vader? Hah. Mission Impossible maybe but def “007”. I don’t think Darth had a song, but if I had to pick one that would fit it would surely be “Tip Toe Through the Tulips”.

      Lindsay will always be hot no matter what. Genetics don’t lie.

      Apr 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • G

      @iDavid: The Imperial March is probably the closest thing to Vader music. This is definitely NOT Darth Vader music though.

      Apr 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtis

      wow.. she looks like shit

      Apr 1, 2012 at 9:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xtincta

      Was this post really necessary? I guess that anti-bullying message only goes so far….

      Apr 2, 2012 at 3:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roman

      Is her hairs real or a whig? But at least she tries to age with dignity and doesn’t hide the side-effects of her partying.

      Apr 2, 2012 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      Can we please stop using “Bullying” to mean anything that you don’t like?

      This is a woman closer to 30 than to 20 arrested multiple times, a history of drug use, who consistently would send out a listing of her day planner to paparazzi so she could then complain about being followed…who has additionally stolen from people multiple times.

      Sorry, but when somebody spends their entire life attempting to be the center of attention you can’t complain that they got what they wanted.

      Additionally, comparing this to young kids being driven to kill themselves is sickening and you should be ashamed of yourself.

      Apr 2, 2012 at 9:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xtincta


      Bitch PLEASE! Step off your high horse. You can’t be Judge, Jury, and Executioner deciding who you want to protect yet simultaneously throw under under the bus because it makes you feel good. This was nothing more than some self serving post created for both the readers and writers of Queerty to derive pain from someone else’s misfortune. Whether Lindsay is responsible for her downfall or not it’s both predatory and hypocritical to take someone at their lowest point in their life prey on them like what happened them can’t happen to you or someone you love. You’re no different from any other bully. You refuse to see her as a person, because you willfully rob her of her humanity and define her by a rigid one dimensional analysis to validate your bullying. In the words of Funky Dineva “Don’t pull it bitch….. You may be nickel slick but I got your penny change”

      Apr 3, 2012 at 2:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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