Watch out Liza! Mr. Marcus Bachmann is on the verge of joining the ranks of gay celebrity. Just a quick review:
Cher and Dan Savage are all up his grill.
He received a lifetime membership to Gaydar. (Jealous.)
Truth Wins Out went all undercover just to get closer to the famed superstar.
Some gay activists are even concerned he’s being bullied!
And now Britney parodies? (Thanks, Sean Chapin!) Delicious. We’re just wondering when he’s going to get his star on Hollywood Blvd.
I mean, who’s this Michele lady, anyway? She’s almost boring compared to the Silver Daddy handbag she’s got going on. Almost.
Come on guys. Marcus Bachmann would not even get 1 minute of fame, much the standard 15 minutes, if he weren’t married to a right-wing nut running for president.
At most, he deserves to be immortalized in Frameline’s “Fun in Boys Shorts” (a collection of short films given a provocative name as a joke) as a reparative-therapy therapist who sets off the audience’s gaydar amid much laughter at how absurd it all is.
He’s Tobias Funke!
Yawn! A star onHollywood Boulevard – for what? Being a hate mongering fundamentalist possible closet queen? I don’t think so. The man is a joke, his unapproved clinic an outrage and embarrassment and his wife a Bat Boy look alike. This couple is a complete joke and sooner – rather than later – people will wake up to the fact and lose interest.
..he’s gayer than Felicia in a sequined high heel.
A therapizer? More like a big ‘ole Queen!
When is this queen going to go ahead and come out? Bitch, you’re GAY! Go ahead and accept it and divorce your stepford lesbian wife. Don’t fret, you two can be besties and go to Pride together.
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