WATCH: Michelle Shocked Claims She’s Not Homophobic, Just Super Jesusy

There’s nothing like a wildly inappropriate rant about homosexual hellfire to get you back on top, is there? Just ask Michelle Shocked, who went on Piers Morgan to discuss said rant.

In what CNN describes as “a rambling, and confusing interview, that at times struggled to remain coherent,”  Shocked admitted that she may have made a mistake — but she was just giving the audience what they wanted: reality.

A reality where Jesus is going to come back once preachers are forced at gunpoint to marry same-sex couples.

Then, when asked if she was homophobic, Shocked continued to ramble, before circling around to the realization that “on the surface” what she said “sounds really bad.” Well, on any surface really.