White Rihanna, aka Miley Cyrus, is really going for the title of Song of the Summer and while we’re not quite on board with “We Can’t Stop,” we’ve yet to drunkenly hear it remixed beyond comprehension in a gay bar at 2 a.m. That, of course, being the true test.
Miley’s taken more than a note or two from the Bajan sensation’s playbook with her new video: it makes absolutely no sense, has random scenes of youthful debauchery and the overt but ultimately innocent sexualization of its auto-tuned vixen. But also like RiRi, none of it matters in the end because she looks super pretty.
And here she is looking like super pretty Justin Bieber if he wore a bold red lip and a veil:
And here she is twerking, because that’s what’s keeping the lights on:
How about we take this to the next level?
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Bee Gaga
Look at Miley she wants to be black so bad lol trying to twerk with that flat white girl ass of hers, but anyways its a cute song not my cup of tea but she looks pretty and it might catch on idk
yaoming
Guess it’s a slow gay news day (or a no gay news day).
daansins
Why is she constantly showing her tongue? Next to that I’m getting sick and tired of all that product placement in music videos. The song is decent though and I’ve seen music videos that are much worse.
hamoboy
OML, what is it with Miley and the attempting to twerk? I just feel sorry for her at this point. Her twerking is remedial, much like the rest of her oeuvre.
jstepp88
Having met Miley, she is just a young, fun loving individual. Her twerking is awesome. As long as she is doing it, and having fun, then that’s all that counts. Get it girl. You’re young, beautiful, and talented!
Scribe38
Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age, but this is the first piece of music from her that I actually liked. Yeah its over produced, but the hook and her electronic toned voice rock it out.