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WATCH: ‘Mostly top’ guy woke up wanting to bottom — this is his story

You can’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his jockstrap. One guy has gone viral after doing just that, in a manner of speaking.

Andy is a marketing consultant from Philadelphia and self-described top who woke up on a recent business trip feeling… different.

He took to Twitter to share his story:

“When I woke up this morning, something just hit different, or rather I wanted to be hit different.

“So I made a bold and daring move, and after eating an omelette with a lot of cheese for brunch, decided that I wanted to bottom.”

As he goes on to explain, he went to great lengths to prepare for the encounter.

“I was also considerate and lit a candle, and I was also considerate and made my f**king bed which I never do, and laid out a towel which I never do because I’m not a very considerate person, and all of a sudden wanting to bottom makes me nice.”

And wouldn’t you know it, the guy bailed last-minute.

“I’m going to run for public office and I’m going to make this s**t illegal,” he said.

Andy’s story clearly struck a chord — his video has nearly 30K likes and over 5K reshares:

Has this happened to you?