WATCH: Nerd Fighters Spell Out The Contradictions In “Traditional Marriage”—With Stuffed Animals!

John of the vlog community Nerd Fighters lays out a bombastic nerd’s perspective on gay rights and “traditional marriage,” whatever that is. Did you know King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines? Seriously, how wise could he be?

We’re a little late to the Nerd Fighters bandwagon, but we love their motto: We fight to increase awesome and decrease suck.” And in addition to being erudite and ethical, John is also a cutie. We just wish he’d lay off the Red Bull a bit—he kind of sounds like John Moschitta from those FedEx commercials.