The brilliant folks at Funny or Die have just released a new Bathroom Police training video in response to North Carolina’s transphobic bathroom bill signed into law by Gov. Pat McCrory back in March.
Related: So North Carolina Just Became The Most Homophobic State In The Nation
Officer Tammy Cox of the Bathroom Police shares with people the dos and don’ts when it comes to ensuring the safety of public restrooms (a.k.a. “porcelain sanctuaries”) everywhere — including how to conduct “visual scans of suspicious genitals,” how to “sniff out illegal ding dongs,” and how to listen to people’s streams through the stalls.
Check out the video below.
Bathroom Cop from Funny Or Die
He BGB
Funny! Made me think….can transgender women not having their birth certificates changed REALLY BE ARRESTED in NC for using a women’s room and be thrown in a male jailcell? Then if they use the men’s room, the bigot men will freak out, beat them up and get away with it? Maybe a 3rd bathroom is the answer. Not constitutional (too much like Jim Crow, separate but equal).
dinard38
LOL!!!!!
Well, when you think about it, isn’t this the only way to enforce those ridiculous laws? Hee hee.
SteveDenver
The POTTY POLICE keeping the peace!
I wonder if I can be arrested for impersonating an officer if I self-deputize and guard the Mens Room?
joeyty
No more about North Carolina and bathrooms.
TampaBayTed
L.M.F.A.O. This is a joke right?
Dinodogstar
I am pretty hard to please and humor, but that was truly ‘laugh out loud’ funny! If okay, I posted it on the Target facebook, where the “Trans Toilet Terror” is at a fever-pitch still…
IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou
So what study has been done to determine how forcing teen girls to undress in front of teen boys, will affect teen girl’s suicide rates?
ProfessorMoriarty
It’s funny because it’s (depressingly) true! LOL!
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Sally
Yes, Dixie is really dishing out its famous southern hospitality to the LGBT community. I wouldn’t count on too many members of the LGBT community planning any gay, carefree vacations down south…if you do be sure to pack your birth certificates if you should need to use the restrooms.Pledge to not spend your tourist dollars in North Carolina, Mississippi, Tennessee or any state that promotes prejudice and hate. . http://wp.me/p2qifI-3rK