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WATCH: Pat Robertson Tells Mother Her Gay Son May Have Been Molested By His Coach

The only thing that surprises us about Pat Robertson is that he’s still alive that people still phone in to The 700 Club to ask his advice. A concerned, not to mention ill-advised, mother called up Robertson during his recent appearance on the conservative chat show to ask his advice for how to deal with her 16-year-old son, who had just come out as gay. (Can’t she just watch an episode of Glee?)

“Is there a biological thing going on or has he been influenced — has a coach molested him?” Robertson asked the viewer with a confused completely straight face. The Jurassic wonder then showed the, ahem, wisdom of his many, many years when he offered more of his trademark insight into the LGBT communities, by informing the mother: “They don’t know what they’re doing, they’re teenagers.”


H/t: HuffPo/Right Wing Watch

By:          EDITORS
On:           Nov 12, 2013
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    • pierre

      Cue all the coach fantasies…..

      Nov 12, 2013 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Louis

      Vile detestable man….never surprising sadly.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo

      I think you mean…. molested by… Pat Robertson.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo

      This bastard isn’t even worth commenting about any more. He’s beyond embalming!

      Nov 12, 2013 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo

      @Dakotahgeo: I apologize. I didn’t mean to denigrate bastards. Again, my apologies.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      @pierre: well, my High School soccer coach was breathtakingly beautiful… and yes, thoughts of him DID fuel my adolescent fantasies.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 4:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Skipster

      Most likely it was his Youth Pastor….

      Nov 12, 2013 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist

      Can I sue HIM for molesting my eyes and ears? Huff Post actually called this doddering out of touch moron a pundit. Earthworms are more intelligent than that moldering old fossil. I guess it’s possible to be a scholar in stupidity.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny

      Pat Robertson is a stupid, senile old codger. He probably wears diapers.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana

      @MikeE: Mine too! He with his short blonde hair, viking moustache, Nordic European good looks, hairy, beefy thighs and calves….just watching him run and wrap his lips around his whistle as he yelled at us, would send me into silent paroxysms of ooohhh-ing and ahhhh-ing, as my fourteen-year-old imagation would dream up fantastical naked-time scenarios that would simply blow me out of my mind. Oh, that I would have been molested by MY soccer coach, I could only wish to have been so lucky.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 10:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crazycorgi

      Once again Pat Robertson’s senile brain confuses reality with the gay porn he spanked it to in the 70’s.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan

      @MikeE: Well MikeE, never to late to take one for the team!

      Nov 13, 2013 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro

      Its like Pat Robertson and everyone who watches him are trapped in a time warp. Seriously, is there no one in charge at that network with a shred of decency? This guy may seem harmless, but he really is dangerous and should be retired to a home.

      Nov 13, 2013 at 9:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • krystalkleer

      Pat’s been dead fer years…what you’ve been see’n on tv fer the past 20 years is just some mechanical mess with biblical turrets but his maker fergot to ask the the wizard fer a heart…a brain…and an off button!

      Nov 13, 2013 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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