TWERK!

WATCH: “Sh*t Girls Say To Gay Guys,” “Sh*t Drag Queens Say” & “Sh*t Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys”

“Sh*t Girls Say” has become the viral video that just won’t die—and so long as they’re funny,  we don’t mind.

SoundlyAwake produced the above clip, parodying how our gal pals sometimes talk to us. Is it wrong that we find him incredibly attractive (maybe even moreso with the chin stubble and wig)?

Everyone’s favorite Drag Race star, Pandora Boxx, has released her version, “Sh*t Drag Queens Say” (below.) It’s not so much the dialogue as the delivery. Did you know there are 15 different ways to say “bitch”?

Fierce. The. House. Down!

And lastly, Mark Matechuk stars in “Sh*t Straight Guys Say to Gay Guys,” created by J.P. Bevilacqua, Max Mohenu and Patrick Mcguire.

Now this clip is actually funny, so try to listen to what Mark is saying—and not just imagine him tied to your bed naked and dripping with agave nectar.