All he wanted was a spot of sunshine. But “They” wouldn’t let him have a spot of sunshine. So he did what any of us would do if we were insane.
Yesterday, an uppity young man — possibly in an altered state, definitely in some sort of Speedo-type thing, and totally possessing nothing in the way of a ticket — stormed a Windham cruise-ship in Queensland, Australia, demanding to be taken up to the deck to sunbathe.
When baffled staffers refused, he pushed one of them against the railing and ran up to the deck, leading those present to take shelter and lock themselves inside the boat.
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That’s when this scantily-clad young man began throwing things off the ship — a vacuum cleaner, a marine radio — until he was wrestled to the ground by police.
The unnamed culprit is unfazed by the aftermath, which included a night in jail and, after pleading guilty, a $1,500 fine after pleading guilty and a $600 fine to cover the cost of the damaged property.
We first caught wind of the story through OMG Blog, but 9 Gold Coast first reported the tawdry tale.
“I think it’s beautiful,” he tells a reporter in the following clip, after being asked if he’s embarrassed. “The sun is out and there’s no clouds around and I enjoy the Gold Coast.”
(He should at least be upset the clip says he’s wearing “leopard-print underwear.” In what distant solar system is that leopard-print?)
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“It would be nice for him to come down and apologize so we can all move on,” says one staffer.
But that’s evidently not going to happen. Instead, the 27-year-old is determined to enjoy the remainder of his holiday.
“No, I’m shopping, actually,” he says, blowing the reporter an air-kiss: “Myah!”
We wonder if he knows this fellow Aussie party animal. We certainly hope so.
Watch below (you may need to click the speaker icon for the sound to come on):
Xzamilloh
Well, maybe he misunderstood that when one “makes it rain”, they usually throw money, not appliance. Based on his behavior, I’d say there was “snow” in the room before the rain.
Nosso Crankee
???
Mark
He was high and not even a passenger; he just walked onboard looking to tan. He is entitled-travels a lot, doesn’t work but has money out the ying yang. So, when security approached him he threw a temper tantrum because he didn’t get his way.
Bryguyf69
He has “escort” and “sugar baby” written all over him. Probably has several sugar daddies Down Under…
ADF4
Actually he is an escort. Just go to any “rentboy” Australia site and you will easily find him.
Tim Stoll
What a hot mess!?
nastypig
Hey Tim ,you’re very attractive.
Curtispsf
I recognize a tweaker when I see one. If I met him, I’d probably take him home to wash the windows or vacuum the house while I slept. I’d keep a close watch, though, on my wallet, watch and keys. Gurl is high as a kite.
ChrisK
I’m say that’s a good bet. Gays love their drugs. Of coarse mental illness is another factor.
Nosso Crankee
???
Nosso Crankee
ChrisK….Huh?
Captain Obvious
Not sure why he even got any attention. Just another thug acting like an animal.
Doughosier
He had my permission to keep wearing a speedo.
inbama
Adorable, but would he settled for a rowboat?
batesmotel
Bizarre. Just because he’s hot doesn’t mean he’s excused for aggressive behavior on others, trespassing, etc. He had to be on something. If not, then he probably should be.
grethomory
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark…
Nixter
He’s an arrogant queen. Yuck.
BigWill
Why is “cruise-ship” hyphenated? Mo, you’re a brain trust, do you know?
Nuttypea
I understand the real problem was his violent temper tantrum, but I’m just wondering…
Are you not supposed to wear trunks on a cruise ship? come on Queerty!
eightinchnail
Nothing worse than a queen with a bad attitude.
SteveDenver
…and a bad drug habit.
seaguy
A tweaker with delusions of grandeur.
imaqt2
Muah*
aprilmurphy444
jhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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