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WATCH: Stephen Colbert Apologizes To The Gays

Stephen Colbert issued a “rare and historic” apology to the gays for taking a (sardonic) hardline against homosexaulity after scientists discovered that billions of insects are “accidentally” having gay sex. Admitting that “humans are just like insects,” Colbert chalks up homosexuality to plain, old “same-sex attrackcidents.”