Michael Henry has returned with his latest video: an indictment of size fetishism in the queer community.
The sketch pits Henry against his frienemies Bruce (Gabriel Notarangelo) and Jax (Lyle Colby Mackston) in a debate over… well, let’s call it “length privilege.” Michael slams Jax for complaining about the woes of life as a tall bottom, alleging he’s “heightmnotized;” in other words, entitled because he’s tall.
Michael also alleges that Jax exaggerates his size to appeal to other men, and in more ways than just his elevation.
“Everyone is heightmnotized,” Jax charges. “Gays, and especially the straights. They’re insane over height… If you had to choose between a shrimp of a man and a tall man that could toss you around, you would choose the tall man. Admit it.”
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Rikki Roze
I love Michael Henry’s short films. In a very humorous way, he deals with serious, interesting and important issues for gay men to think about. Keep up your good work, Michael.
bachy
Being able to “do a tight French braid” may make you interesting to some people, but I’m not convinced sexual desire can be “democratized.” If height turns you on or attracts sexual interest, you shouldn’t be shamed for that!
greekboy
BORING AS USUAL
johncp56
I love really tall bottoms and really short tops , i,m vers but ya a tall needy bottom is hot guys!!!!
tallguytn
Hmmm glad you think so! 🙂
CityguyUSA
Any bottom that’s priming themselves tells me they want it bad and that’s a turn-on.
I don’t have any signs that read, “you must be X’ XX” tall to get on this ride”.
jt1990
@CityguyUSA
So are gay men generally as height-obsessed as straight women? From your comment it sounds like you’re not overly concerned with tallness, which is great to hear! I hear lots of women discuss a man’s height as if it’s all that matters. Also, I’m a perfect 6′ and several women have called me ‘short’. I don’t consider myself tall, but I’m no midget either. It’s no wonder straight men are so insecure nowadays!
Herman75
Bruce is more than a frenemy. He shared his cumin with Michael.
YouTube lets Michael proclaim he likes popping a load of cumin in his mouth, but won’t let me reiterate this in writing, in the comment section. DELETE! (LOL)
strix1
All I kept thinking during that video was what occurred on that table the night before…hope they wiped it down!
gregg2010
Michael, you are hysterical!
BLAKENOW
I don’t find him or any of the god awful West Hollywood eye rolling no talent actors he hires, seriously there should be a drinking game for the eye roll count in these stupid clips. the writing these clips are not even the slightest bit amusing funny, these days, it seems LGBTQ will watch anything that has a gay actor and think its amazing when it’s not. I can’t be a troll if I am stating the truth
jt1990
Imagine being in prison and your 6’4 cellmate informs you he is gay. But then he says: no worries man, I’m only a bottom! Can’t believe SNL hasn’t used this line in a comedy skit starring Jussie Smollett. If they do, I would like to claim a share of the proceeds for that event. My ideas aren’t free!
dynamic33
This is stupid. Gay men are worse than a pack of 12 year old girls.
resl
Definitely not worse. As bad, yes. Especially in West Hollywood?