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WATCH: Taylor Lautner Rides Jimmy Fallon For Dear Life

Uber-butch action star Taylor Lautner appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote his totally hetero, action-packed movie, Abduction. To underscore how macho and manly the totally straight Lautner is, his publicists Late Show producers thought it’d be funny to have him ride a mechanical bull. Good call, guys!

 

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23 Comments

  • Carl

    I like Taylor. He’s a bright, talented and athletic young man. He does a good job in playing straight – he really does. Um, but …come on!

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    Lautner is a really cute kid, and clearly bankable. But I can’t help but feel everywhere he goes, people are making fun of him. I’m not sure if it’s because he doesn’t seem that bright, which isn’t unusual for Hollywood peo0ole; or because of the gay rumours.

  • christopher di spirito

    Taylor Lautner – hot!
    Taylor Lautner wearing chaps and a cowboy hat – hotter.
    Taylor Lautner wearing chaps and a cowboy hat, riding a mechanical bull – porn!

    Thanks Queerty for posting this!

  • Zen

    His face is SO odd, and I don’t know if that is his natural skin tone or a combo of his Native American ethnicity and spray tan, but it is odd as well.

  • darren

    It doesn’t get any gayer than this. I’m sure Taylor will probably end up as some old gay guy’s chew toy one day. hee hee

  • myrios123

    Unlike tennis, this should be played with the sound off and your eyes (and imagination) open.

  • fredo777

    I know we’re all talking about Taylor, but did anyone else happen to spot what that pair of chaps was doing for Jimmy’s…uh…mic?

  • daryl

    @darren:

    “chew toy”–lmao!!!!
    yes he will definitely need a rich sugar daddy because i think his career may suffer after that DISASTROUS Abduction movie.
    p.s.—WHAT THE FUCK WAS SIGOURNEY WEAVER DOING IN THAT MOVIE, I GUESS HER AVATAR MONEY DIDN’T GO FAR ENOUGH or the other awesome movies she was in for over 30 years!!

  • JayKay

    Jesus. He’s gripping that thing like it’s Robert Pattinson.

  • Spike

    Barry Diller must be PISSED that he is no longer a Studio Head. Imagine the fun he would have overseeing private screen tests with this boy.

  • iltman

    Why do I get the feeling that Taylor was REALLY wishing he was the one being ridden

  • brandon h

    Is this fucker some alien experiment to see how pretty they can make the human genome?

    And I’m sorry, but he looks like he’s done this before on something much less mechanical.

  • mdthom

    Sharkboy could ride me any day.

  • divkid

    taylor lautner manages to keep shirt on SHOCKER!!!

    yes. jealous. very.

  • Meowzer

    @fredo777:
    I agree. Everyone is fixed on Taylor, but Jimmy isn’t bad either. His package would be easier to see if he wasn’t wearing dark dress pants. Put that man in some jeans with those chaps.

  • UWSguy

    They must have been trying to up his butch factor after his appearance on Conan–MARY

  • REBELComx

    @myrios123: But if you turn the sound off you can’t hear that hot boy moan…that’s half the turn on!

  • fredo777

    @Meowzer: I saw this episode on my TV in Hi-Def, + I can tell you, there was no problem checking out Mr. Fallon despite the dark pants. haha

  • Inspector X

    Funny, I thought mechanical bulls moved a lot faster? Apparently Urban Cowboy is not meant to be treated as a documentary.

    Also, those chaps were huge!

  • Schlukitz

    The video does not play here on Queerty and when I went to YouTube to watch it, I discovered that it has been removed. :(

  • Tangelo

    I need a moment. Whew!

  • BubbasBack

    Did Jimmy Fallon bang him? Y’ all know Jimmy is queer too, right? hehe (Burp).

  • WitchDoctor

    Seriously, I saw a girl riding a mechanical bull one time. That mechanical bull in the clip must be on its way to the slaughter house or on its last leg. OK, so anyway the girl I saw riding the mechanical bull was at Tucson or Phoenix’s Outober event. She smacked her head so hard on the bull, her nose exploded in blood.

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