WATCH: The Hilarious Anti-Gay Marriage Rally Nobody Showed Up For

Just look at the overwhelming crowd of people that showed up to this anti-gay marriage rally in Minnesota recently! Local news coverage estimates “about three dozen people showed up” to the rally, which was held on a flatbed trailer in the parking lot of “Toby’s Restaurant.” How chic!

Speakers suggested the cold and freezing rain deterred attendance (even though it wasn’t raining when the local news showed up), but luckily for those that were there, rally organizers had plenty of warm t-shirts to give away after nobody bought them.

Thanks for the laugh, Middle America!

[h/t Buzzfeed]