WATCH: The New Slightly Naughty Magic Mike Trailer

At this rate we won’t have to see Magic Mike—Warner Bros is teasing out the whole thing in the trailers and stills the studio is releasing. Then again, we want to see Matt Bomer‘s bare tush as large as possible—so we hope they show it in IMAX 3-D.

By the way, while we appreciate the eye candy, you have to kind of laugh at how unerotic strippers are in female-orientated clubs. They have to be in some ridiculous costume and always end up doing pushups or rodeo movies. We once saw a go-go boy in Chicago open a beer bottle with his butt. Now that’s hot!