Information is a firehose and there have been so many important things to pay attention to these days, which is perhaps why you may have missed these pearl-clutching videos of Star Wars star Oscar Isaac that made the rounds.
And before anyone starts diving into the ‘personal life’ section of his Wikipedia page, let’s get this out of the way: The clips are from a benefit reading of the play Beirut by Alan Bowne.
The description on the MCC Theater website reads:
How do we sustain the human spirit, hope and love in the face of a plague? We’ve been here before, in history and on the MCC stage. In 1987, Alan Bowne’s Beirut launched MCC Theater’s one-act festival. A play to remember, and one that is as relevant today as ever. Set in a dingy Lower East Side apartment in the 1980s, Beirut follows the story of Torch (played by Oscar Isaac), a young man who is in quarantine after testing positive to a nameless disease. His girlfriend (Marisa Tomei, reprising her award-winning role from 1987), refuses to leave him isolating alone. It’s raunchy, it’s real, it’s poetic; and it reminds us of the power of stories, and their role in fostering hope, solidarity and documentation of extraordinary times.
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But back to the subject at hand…
We’ve no doubt the play is worthy of a full examination, but here are the ever-so-brief and oh-so-out-of-context clips that circulated:
There’s this startling accusation:
WHY IS OSCAR ISAAC SAYING THIS!?!?!? I CANNOT!!! SIR I NEED THE CONTEXT!!! pic.twitter.com/ol1kTuJ5II
— Lil Turul (@Sterekorgtfo) April 30, 2020
This proof his character knows how to make a plan:
oscar isaac saying “and then, come back home and FUCK” on repeat pic.twitter.com/Md2hLRaujg
— abbi (@nomadpoe) April 29, 2020
An actor must always be in command:
Oscar Isaac being a dom.
You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/zvzPXZAs1X
— DANDEMONIUM ?? (@UnaBeetlebum) May 3, 2020
We don’t know what award this performance deserves exactly, only that it deserves one.
Good God I’d give it all up for Oscar Isaac pic.twitter.com/MXFJGGr1Ug
— Nate (@messiestbinch) May 3, 2020
I would wear a MAGA hat if Oscar would spank me in my pink thong panties.
Yes, please. Lol
He smokes funny.
If 8″ isn’t enough, you have a gaping one.
Average penis is 3.36 flaccid and a bit over 5″ hard.
Come on queens. Anyone over 8″ is rare, READ!!! Educate yourself and stop being such a bore on penis size. I’d rather have a guy who knows who really f*ck good and GIVE IT TO ME than just a big d*ck. A lot of you couldn’t take it anyways. All talk.
@ShiningSex., Excellent, On Point!! And Definitely Agree.. Amen…..
I had a “friend” and I measured it and it was 8 inches. It was too big. More than a mouthful’s a waste.
ahahahaha you so funny
I was broken in with 10 inches, but yes that is not the average.
I’m 59, and I’ve known plenty of guys who claimed to know some guy with a big dick, but they couldn’t name names and it always turned out to be “a friend of a friend.” I’ve only seen one legit 9″ dick in my life and the guy was almost apologetic. If the average is 5 3/4″, then for every 9″ one there is one almost 2″. As granny said, “It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion in the ocean.”
My partner was 11″ uncut and we enjoyed sex for 17 years before he died
really, It’s LOL
what is LOL? that his partner was hung or that he died? confusing.
I have seen a few truly large dicks but the one guy who was well below average who insisted he stop topping me because he knew he was hurting me was really too funny
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