No longer identifying as asexual, this Celebrity Big Brother alum is finally right for the kind of endorsement that can really catapult a career into A-list territory.
That’s right — Austin Armacost is the new face, chest and booty of Pleasuredrome, a gay bathhouse in London.
Opened in 1996, this Waterloo oasis has all the offerings you’d expect from a metropolitan “men’s club”, including perhaps the first ever celebrity spokesperson.
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In the promo video, Armacost is seen having the full Pleasuredome experience, complete with a soak, a steam, and new friends, of course.
You can watch the mildly work un-friendly video here.
In all honesty, we support anything that destigmatizes sex and encourages people to feel good in their own skin.
And as we learned last year, Austin is comfortable in his own “chubby” (?) body:
This is my body. No 6 pack, no bulging biceps, & a little chubby BUT I LOVE my body. Don't like it, unfollow #FuckTheHaters ?????? #Happy pic.twitter.com/x4wZ1Hgbvg
— Austin Armacost (@austinarmacost) September 20, 2017
Armacost promoted the video on his Instagram:
Geeker
Classy
Vince
What’s a self described a-sexual guy doing advertising a sexual place like a bath house?
seaguy
Showing that you can go there just for the sauna, hot tub, and other non sexual activities.
Vince
Yeah because that’s what people think of when they’re going to a bath house. Lol
charlie_jackpot
Pleasuredrome tries hard, but like the other London saunas (well at least the ones that are still open) it’s a dump
seaguy
Curious what makes is a dump?
Vince
@twohanded. Lol
Kangol
I know that there probably are true asexuals out there but in Austin Armacost’s case, that “A” seems to have stood for “Ain’t Getting Any.” I hope he’s getting some now, or will soon, with that hot guy in the middle of the trio pictured above. And the beard definitely suits you, Austin.
skeldare
He’s not British, he’s American but lives in Britain.
Guy12345678
This guy is so fake.
seaguy
A step closer to doing porn. Money talks.
Terrycloth
The only people who think we should care about him or this article is QUEERTY itself..otherwise why would it get posted..?
woodroad34
Why doesn’t he seem sexy? — got the bod, the looks; but there’s something that makes him look greasy and unpalatable
mecorrea1970
This guy will do anything to keep his 15 mins going.
Lacuevaman
what happened to his British husband?