While recently flying home on his sleek private jet from a religious convention, antigay televangelist Jesse Duplantis was asked by God himself, “Do you like your plane? Do you really like it?”
This prompted Duplantis to have a long, hard think about his use of private jets. Afterwards, he determined that, yes, he does like his plane. Not only that, but he needs it. Because without his private jet, he would have to fly commercial, and that’s simply not conducive to spreading the word of Jesus.
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After sharing his story, Duplantis and his co-host Kenneth Copeland then spent five entire minutes defending their use of private jets (paid for, of course, by their blind followers who send them donations on a daily basis). Private jets, the men feel, are necessary for their line of work because commercial airplanes are merely “long tubes” filled with “a bunch of demons” that are “deadly.”
“The world is in such a shape, we can’t get there without this,” Copeland said. “The mess that the airlines are in today. … That’s why we’re on that airplane. We can talk to God!”
“That’s right,” Duplantis nodded in agreement.
“We’re in soul business,” Copeland concluded. “We’ve got a dying world around us. We’ve got a dying nation around us. And we can’t even get there on an airplane!”
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Gene Dale Moore
greedy money grubbing hate mongers
Thad
Oh, dear. I have to talk to God on the city bus.
Jen Uriostegui
Once he mentioned “Creflo Dollar” you know they are dirty…. There is a special place in hell for these people
Romeil M Serquiña
What a lot of BS?
Alexis Barros
Douglas Schlitz
These people are anything but Christian , they are greedy and self serving , bilking thousands out of their hard earned money.
Wake up people , God does not require payments . His love is always free !
Judy Rae Jackson
Grifters gonna grift & evangelists are PROS.
Emery Biggar
I couldn’t get past the part where he said that he and “god ” were having a conversation. He’s clearly delusional!
Stephen Meeks
Dumb and Dumber?
Michael Estes
Actually, this is proof demons fly private
Chris Duffy
Learjet. Gulfstream. Bombardier. Hmmmmm. What Would Jesus Fly?
Steven Friend
Jesus didn’t have a jet. He had a donkey.
Philip Loh
The worst is that people believe them and keep giving them money.
Scott McIntosh
You Americans have toomuch money an not enough sense. STOP GIVING THESE CROOKS MONEY AND TAX BREAKS
Charlie Daniel Robbins
redcarpet30
I hope the IRS is getting their rubber boots and gloves on.
Giancarlo85
Where are those ocodone and moldybread trolls to defend these crooks? Of course, ocdone will say we are being anti Christian or some other crap like that. Small minds think alike.
Gordon Sangster
These dudes are just so funny…couldn’t stop laughing.
John McIntosh
A**holes.
nechus
People have the religious leaders they deserve. Let them keep filling the hands of these greedy monsters. Human stupidity knows no limits.
Russ Carpenter
Tax’em
youarekiddingme
Organized Religion strikes again! Televangelism is the worst. They must be preparing for an exposé on these criminals using a these $20 million dollar plus aircraft in their “ministry.” No other reason for them to even bring it up.
Patrick Davenport-Ybarra
Kate Burdess
fpcinnyc
100% grifters sitting around justifying their theft, and if people give to them it’s their own damn fault.
1EqualityUSA
ok, if I had to have a jet, Cessna citation latitude business jet. Silver frost interior, but to have gullible saps fork over tithes to pay for it would be beyond humiliating. Bell’s 6000 wood processors are kind of neat too, but would I have a flock fork over the dollars for my toy? wow. These men are too big for their pants. If they are capable of making these kinds of poor decisions, what other bad decisions are they making? I couldn’t watch the video. It’s unpleasant.
Jean Philippe Laplagne
Priceless pieces of s**t! They just love to line their pocket with the money of gullible people!
Mary C Scohera
funny in a sad, sick sort of way..
barkomatic
I have a long tube full of demons myself.
John Vick
There is no real defense for this waste.
Alex Rothwell
What a bunch of nonsense these guys are filled with. They are ridiculous idiots.
martinbakman
What still bothers me even more than these greedy pigs is how the Office of Faith Based Initiatives gives my tax revenue to religious fvckers: salaries paid so they can do their religious work, like hating on me.
1EqualityUSA
Tax exemption has to go. We shouldn’t pay for them to politically fund tea partier freaks and fund raise from the pulpit like the fi’thy Catholics did in Maine.uh! The tax exempt status needs to go away! GW Bush got the faith based initiative off the ground. Totally wrong for our Government to be funding religions.
Giancarlo85
Tax exemption? LOL. Churches are simply a money laundering front.
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Such a wonderful bunch huh?
Sam Phybisch
Vile
John Scott
God if hell exists these two bastards and many like them will be there.
aeroflyer
Well now. I know of a preacher who never owned a private jet and his words of truth moved way faster than your jets. His name was Martin Luther King. And his words in response to your privilege and hate would destroy you if he was still alive.
Tony Holewinski
Yup, keep giving these asshats money, America! You also support them with your taxes, because they’re tax-exempt!
1EqualityUSA
Tony Holewinski, As soon as Muslims start proliferating, this policy will change so fast. We needn’t worry. This entanglement, government with religions, will be seen as a threat. From the start, this policy should never have passed muster, mister.
Joe
Their herd of sheep followers keep giving them money in the name of the Lord, they’ll keep taking. Seriously, the preaching queen on the left does not look real…his head is too big for his body. Very odd looking.
1EqualityUSA
Barkomatic said, “I have a long tube full of demons myself.”
I had to watch the video, in order to understand the comments. When the mutant described the plane-mates as demons, that really sent a shiver across my skin. ew. and the other one standing up in the middle of the private plane…if I were his pilot, I’d be asking for a security door. The pilot looked on, likely thinking how he could be flying normal people around.
mdbuck67
“… Commercial airplanes are merely “long tubes” filled with “a bunch of demons”…”
Well, if they’re talking about Southwest, I gotta reluctantly agree.
gaym50ish
It’s hilarious to hear them relate some imaginary conversation with God. If anyone else were hearing voices in their head we would say they were insane.
Oh, wait… televangelists ARE insane. Either that or they’re just insanely fond of getting and spending money sent in by little old ladies’ on Social Security.
Giancarlo85
I wonder if they do their missionary work in the Bahamas or in Trinidad and Tobago. They probably have property in those countries. You know… so they can spread the “word”… they need a mansion though because god requires it.
I wonder what kind of cars they have. Probably a BMW 7 or Mercedes Benz and a personal driver.