You gotta hand it to Steve Grand — that queen knows what she’s doing. In the video for “All-American Boy,” (1 point: timing) Grand strips down (2 points: know your audience) and falls for his equally hunky friend* (hey, if it ain’t broke…) only to get his heart broken after misreading the bromoerotic tension between them (3 points: be relatable…if you just ignore the rippling abs).
Though to be fair, his friend’s kind of a tease:
Next thing you know the pants (4 points)…
…and all bets are off…or are they?
Nooooooope. Poor kid.
Oh wait, maybe he is into it!
Sigh, false alarm. But at least dudefriend is a good sport about it.
But fear not, young Steve Grand, there are other fish in the sea, or in your case, lake. We think you’ll be just fine.