Cardio equipment. Cardio equipment!
That’s what we’ve been missing all these years of fumbled first moves and nervous glances.
Related: WATCH: Fleshy First Look At Russell Tovey’s Gay Football Film “The Pass”
In Russell Tovey‘s new film The Pass, he plays a closeted footballer struggling to come to terms with who he really is, haunted by the night he kissed a teammate.
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And as he shows in this newly circulated clip, the first trick to moving things along is, as mentioned above, cardio equipment.
Related: Russell Tovey Stripped Bare As Closeted Footballer In New Film “The Pass”
Because you wouldn’t want to muck up a nice shirt, would you? Huh? Would you?
Watch below:
broadshoulder
Might go and see this…
MacAdvisor
The hard trick isn’t getting the shirt off, but getting the pants off.
Captain Obvious
Seems like gay movies are evolving into something other than depressing art films to induce suicidal thoughts in young people. About time.
Kangol
Q: What’s Russel Tovey’s Secret Weapon To Get A Closeted Footballer To Disrobe?
A: He leaves the room and sends in a hot, non-femmophobic gay guy in his place?
My2Cents
Really all he has to do is ask me. Never mind asking. Just tell me! Hell if he just looked at me my clothes would melt off.
Kangol
Any reason why this article fails to mention the name of the other actor whose shirt Tovey’s trying to charm away? It’s Arinze Kene. More of him and less of Tovey would be great.