Cardio equipment. Cardio equipment!
That’s what we’ve been missing all these years of fumbled first moves and nervous glances.
In Russell Tovey‘s new film The Pass, he plays a closeted footballer struggling to come to terms with who he really is, haunted by the night he kissed a teammate.
And as he shows in this newly circulated clip, the first trick to moving things along is, as mentioned above, cardio equipment.
Because you wouldn’t want to muck up a nice shirt, would you? Huh? Would you?