WATCH: You Aren’t The Only One With A Thing For Joe Manganiello

When I ran into hunky actor Joe Manganiello at a Trevor Project fundraiser in Hollywood in December, I thought all my dreams had come true. And when the Magic Mike and True Blood actor was seated two tables away, directly in my eye-line, that dream turned into a wet one.

So, when Sherry Vine released her newest video parody, which details her love for not-so-little Joe, I was one of the first to cue it up.

Sung to the infectious tune of Nicki Minaj’s “Starships,” prolific Vine brings us “These Lips,” in which she and her hottie minions are on a quest to find the (tragically straight and married) stripper-werewolf. Would Alcide be flattered? We’re thinking he might just run and hide.

For an extra dose of Vine, check out her online dating video below.