WATCH: You Aren’t The Only One With A Thing For Joe Manganiello

When I ran into hunky actor Joe Manganiello at a Trevor Project fundraiser in Hollywood in December, I thought all my dreams had come true. And when the Magic Mike and True Blood actor was seated two tables away, directly in my eye-line, that dream turned into a wet one.

So, when Sherry Vine released her newest video parody, which details her love for not-so-little Joe, I was one of the first to cue it up.

Sung to the infectious tune of Nicki Minaj’s “Starships,” prolific Vine brings us “These Lips,” in which she and her hottie minions are on a quest to find the (tragically straight and married) stripper-werewolf. Would Alcide be flattered? We’re thinking he might just run and hide.

For an extra dose of Vine, check out her online dating video below.

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  • DanChi

    It’s Hella better than Nicki Minaj! I give her that!

  • timncguy

    Queerty “fails” again. Joe Manganiello is NOT MARRIED. He is single. He was engaged to be married but that got called off last fall. Do you guys fact check anything before you put it on this web site?

  • QJ201

    I’m still waiting for Sherry’s Rihanna Parody: “We found love in a homeless place.”

  • Nocturnal

    I love that he and Bomer are buds since school and he is so gay friendly.

  • Michael


  • gika

    joe is gross


  • Ugly

    Gika, I agree. I don’t understand the hype about this Manganiello clown. He’s got a nice body, but his face is ugly.

  • MikeE

    @Ugly: you’re right. you don’t understand the hype about him. but not because “his face is ugly”. it’s because he’s just not your freakin’ type. I happen to think he’s perfect and would take him over any of those hairless 20-yr old actor/model/waiter clones that seem so popular in gay advertising.

    you certainly chose the right screen name. it definitely displays your true inner self.

  • Derek

    When one feels the need to call someone UGLY, it really is saying more about THEM than the person they are disparaging.

  • timncguy

    @MikeE: I agree that he is “almost” perfect. But, it’s just too bad that he waxes or shaves his chest to make himself just as hairless as the 20 year olds you don’t favor.

  • Simko

    @timncguy: Do you ever get tired of bitching? I bet you whine when you bitch verbally! Hands on hips, life size picture, LOL…

  • bruce

    Please stop promoting anything to do with Magic Mike. It is NOT a gay-friendly movie. The movie completely omits any depictions of gay and bisexual men.

  • shannon


  • MikeE

    @shannon: “d’uh! look at me! I iz writing in all-caps so everybuddy noes that I iz smarter than dem!”

    speaking of slow, deary…

  • MikeE

    @timncguy: I’ve known men like him that did NOT have hairy chests. And he has said in interviews that he is naturally NOT hairy. as a matter of fact, his beard doesn’t even grow far down his neck (which would support the not having a hairy chest bit).

    so he says he doesn’t “manscape”. I guess it’s just up to you to accept that he is either telling the truth, or he is lying. I don’t see what he’d gain by lying about it.

  • R. Scott Wallis

    @timncguy: You’re so mean. I fixed it; thanks for the clarification.

  • R. Scott Wallis

    @bruce: Unless it’s an anti-gay movie, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with us digging nearly naked Hollywood hunks stripping in a silly movie. Not every film needs to include gay characters.

  • w.e.

    It really is kind of desperate for a gay man to want to go see a movie geared toward straight women, just because it contains a few mild strip scenes. Kind of desperate, and kind of sad.

  • Derek1

    @w.e.: And you are kind of a douche – wait nix ‘the kind of.’

  • Making up stuff is fun!

    @w.e.: “It really is kind of desperate for a gay man to want to go see a movie geared toward straight women.”

    So I guess rom coms and period dramas are also off limits to gay men?

  • Chris

    @w.e.: Steel magnolias was a total chick flick, does that mean I can no longer quote Truvy? :(

  • Robert

    It seems the only thing that would END the worship of a Joe Manganiello here at queerty would be if he announced he was gay.

  • Making up stuff is fun!

    @Robert: Of course. Then he would be a hypocritical coward who wasn’t fooling anyone anyways since he’s such a mincing queen.

  • w.e.

    No, you may not henceforth quote “Truvy”, and as for the douche label, I wear it as a badge of honor.

  • jack

    He is smokin hot. They all are. My choice for all around hottest is Channing Tatum.A pretty face and a muscular body is an awesome combo!

  • michael

    When I first came out in my 20’s I was excited. I felt like I was going to step into a world where people had class, taste, sophistication and some level of social awareness. Whoa was I wrong. As illustrated by these comments I found myself stepping into the worlds largest trailer park. Bashing people for their looks, judging each other by whether they shave body hair and the general pissy, adolescent way that so many gay people look at each other is as sickening today as it was 20 years ago. Mr. Mangeniello is a very handsome man, he might not be everyones type but to say that he is ugly is infantile. I have a feeling that those who resort to such things basically choose to debase people because deep down they themselves feel unworthy of such a person or ugly themselves. It’s called self esteem via comparison shopping and it doesn’t work.

  • Scribe38

    @michael: awesome post!

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